funni stuff from vegas

messy room
"Excuse me, can you make up our room?"

bluffed
"Show him!"

Is that 5k or 500 ?
"German guy says 5, means to bet 5k but because he said 5 dealer will only accept the lowest bet so 500 is the bet, opponent calls, hits gutshot straight. German guy outside yelling into his phone"

shit juice
"Dude, there is a problem with the house"
"The shit juice was everywhere"

time out
kid at wynn buffet, was being naughty, parents had him standing in the corner of the room facing the wall.... surely harsh punishment when there is all you can eat ice cream.